Now
These are the Teen Commandments
One
Stop and think before you drink
Two
Don't let your parents down, they brought you up
Number three
Be humble enough to obey
You will be giving orders yourself someday
Four
At the first moment
Turn away from unclean thinking
At the first moment
Five
Don't show off driving
If you wanna race
Go to Indianapolis
Number six
Choose a date who would make a good mate
Seven
Go to church faithfully
The Creator gives you the week, give him back an hour
Eight
Choose your companions carefully, you are what they are
Number nine
Avoid following the crowd
Be an engine, not a caboose
Ten
Or even better
Keep the original
Ten Commandments